The Truth can now be told!

The Teddy Bear Conspiracies

380 plus page Novel

Story by Myke Feinman
Digital Photography by Anthony Feinman
Creative Consultant/Cathy Feinman
Retail price: Paper $22.99 Hardcover $32.99
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This whimsical sci-fi epic, described as "Winnie the Pooh meets the X-Files," spoofs almost every known alien conspiracy theory. War has been raging for more than 50 years on Earth between two groups of aliens, the grays known as the Arjogun, and Orishans, aliens that look like teddy bears. The Orishans find journalist Samuel Arctophile who has to maintain his career while carrying around "teddy bears" in an attempt to solve the mystery of a missing FBI agent, stop the Arjogun from destroying the world, and uncover his soul mate in the process. To read more, visit Xlibris.

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Article about The Teddy Bear Conspiracies. Click on photos to enlarge!

Government conspiracy to cover up the truth! Aliens beings walk among us! Sound familiar? It may since rumors of a crash landing in Roswell, New Mexico have been circulating around the globe for over fifty years. The new book is hitting the stands entitled, "The Teddy Bear Conspiracies," by Myke Feinman. The book, follows the exploits of one Schaumburg, a bear and agent for The Better Bear Bureau (B.B.B.).
Schaumburg currently resides with his wife, Millennium (Leni) and fellow hug of bears in Feinman's residence. He works as Feinman's assistant on news stories as well as gallivanting around the country as a spy. That's how Feinman got the exclusive rights to tell Schaumburg and his groups' story.

When asked about this exclusive scoop, Schaumburg merely replied that "No one is better suited to tell our story than Feinman. Plus I liked his previous two books (The Mask Conspiracy & Crystal Skull Files). His writing is always truthful and he gets to the heart of the matter without being too technical. Another plus is that I'm telling him what to write."
Schaumburg is a noted egomaniac.

Feinman has been spending these last few years researching and collecting data. Very few facts about the events that happen to Schaumburg and his group have been released to the public until now. This means that Feinman's book will be the first to reveal THE TRUTH on the events that Schaumburg claims happen in St. Louis, MO. This book will also explain how Schaumburg and his fellow bears are really interstellar aliens from another planet.

When asked about the exposure and why now of all times to come out with the truth, Schaumburg told NewsHunt reporters, "Humans need to know that we are out there protecting them. Not only from themselves but other dangers they have yet to discover. Humanity may not be ready to accept us but we are here to help them."

Schaumburg currently writes a weekly newsletter online. He hopes that by communicating this way, he and his fellow travelers will be accepted on Earth with open arms.

Since the site was started back in late 2001, Schaumburg has amassed a steady and growing mailing list.. It seems that a few people are ready to accept visitors from outer space. Will that be true once people read The Teddy Bear Conspiracies? To be included on the mailing simply email Schaumburg at: nerwonduh@hotmail.com


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To learn more about the characters that are appearing in this all new novel, visit Schaumburg's Hug.

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