
Secrets of Harmony Family History Timeline:
Earth's 20th Century From the Book of Orishan Family History
By Lavender Grace, the growly girl
Many readers may not realize the complex family history the
Harmony family has had during the Earth's 20th century. Readers should know
by now that Orishans have a life-span of about 200 years on average. But the
Harmony boys had some help during the 20th century extending their lives.
Part of the reason it is so confusing is because of time travel screwing up
the timelines of many family members. For example, physically, the oldest
member of the family is Modesta Harmony, Schaumburg's mother. But her first
husband, Hamburg, while chronilogically older than Modesta, was lost from
Earth year 1936 and transported in time to the Earth year 2004. So he is actually
physially 68 years younger than he should be! But Hamburg is not the only
Harmony family member to have a screwy time-travel situation mess up his age.
Even more confusing are the twins, Andy and Galahad. Andy and Galahad were
both born in the Earth year 1936, the same year Hamburg was on a secret mission
to Earth and disappeared. It wasn't until the Earth year 2004 that Schaumburg
learned about what actually happened to his father. Meanwhile, in 1936, right
after the twin cubs were bon (Galahad and Andy), Nerwonduh advised Modesta
to allow him to take Galahad away and raise him as a Knight in Red Satin.
He told Modesta not to alert anyone else about the twin, keeping Galahad's
existence a secret, even to Galahad's older brother Schaumburg and Galahad's
twin brother Andy. Nerwonduh said reasons for this would become apparent to
all many years in the future. Nerwonduh told Modesta that taking Galahad away
from her was for the cub's protection, both Andy and Galahad. Trouble is,
Andy was soon snatched away from Modesta too, only this time by a time beam
operated by the Arjogun. The time-beam zapped Andy into the Pawtropolis orphanage
where he was raised from the 1960s until 1999 as an orphan, with no real sense
of his family origins. Okay, Let's stop for a minute. Andy and Galahad are
twins, but Galahad is chronologically and physically 68 years old. Andy, on
the other hand, is in his 20s, having travelled through time to Earth by an
Arjogun time beam. Now, let's look at Schaumburg for a moment. Schaumburg
was born on Orisha in Earth year 1915. He was 35, and a Captain with the Orishan
Space Command in Earth year 1947 when he was assigned a mission to Earth.
Along with him were his wife, Millennium (leni) Harmony, and his little sister,
Chocolate, who was 22 at the time of the Earth mission (1947). Also along
on that mission was Louis LaHug, Schaumburg's second in command. All four
of these Orishans, Schaumburg, Leni, Chocolate and Louis, crash-landed on
Earth on July 2, 1947 in the desert near Roswell, New Mexico. Also, all four
of them were transported a few hours later to the year 1999 because of a spell
Leni cast to save them from the humans who wanted to disect them as hostile
aliens. What that means is that Schaumburg is physically about 40 years old,
but is chronoogically about 89 years old. His little sister Chocolate, who
is physically in her mid-20s, is actually chronologically in her 70s. By the
way, Chocolate has a different father from Schaumburg, Andy and Galahad. They
share the same mother, Modesta. Okay, so here's how it goes: Schaumburg is
physically in his 40s, but is actually pushing 90. Chocolate is physically
in her 20s, but chronologically is closer to her 70s. Galahad never time-travelled,
born in Earth Year 1936, so he is now 68. Galahad's twin brother, Andy, was
zapped into the future shortly after his birth in Earth year 1936. So he is
physically in his early 20s (his exact age is not known) while chronologically
he is the same age as Galahad. Phew! What a mess! Now you understand why the
Harmony family has so much trouble at family reunions.
Love, Lavender